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Please, for your sanity,  try the following:

• Don't click the Refresh button. Get away from the computer before it's too late.
  
  

• If you are about to place another on-line order, destroy your credit card NOW and contact a professional!
  
  

• To get away now, first click the Help menu, and then click I'm Addicted Option. On the I Admit It tab, click Save Me Now. The I Need Help NOW settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).
  
  

• If your Addicted Online Personality has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover a way to disconnect you immediately.  If you would like Windows to try and discover them, click
  Detect My Idiot Settings
   

• Some sites require monitored withdrawal.  Do not attempt to disconnect without help.  Click the Help menu, and then click the Withdrawal Help Option, click the Online Help tab, and hope there is a counselor available.
  

• You will be amazed at the things that are awaiting you in the off-line world.

• Your children may look different: don't be alarmed as this happens to all people as they age.  The little ones running around are called "grandchildren."
  
  

• If you are unable to get away from your computer, click here and your surge protector will emit enough volts to shock the hell out of you.  Trying to bypass these steps will result in a fatal error and you will be unable to connect to the internet again.
  

• If you are absolutely, positively unable to drag yourself away from this monitor, click here for immediate help.
  

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